I just had a weird experience at the urinal in the airport. Well, to qualify that, since I got the pa every experience at the urinal is odd as I’ve not quite mastered the direction thing yet, but, in this case my aim was perfect.
Anyway, I noticed the man next to me “glancing” to which he then said “nice size gauge, man. How long have you had it?” Which was followed by him swinging around and showing me his two gauge that’s he’s very proud of. I froze. I mean it’s not like he had lady parts or anything and it and he were rather attractive, but, this cannot be normal can it?
I thanked him, of course, before bidding him adieu and am now really hoping he’s not about to file past me on my flight.
It just reminded me of when I was in high school and my parents bought me a Saturn. I had to trade it because every other Saturn driver waved.
I know I’m now in a club of sorts, but, surely no, just no.