It’s been a serious blog season, so let’s lighten this up.
Now that I have had my Prince Albert for one month and twelve days, I feel that I am expert enough to start a light-hearted discussion about what it’s really like to have steel in one’s penis.
That said, I would like to invite anyone else who would like to add to this list to please do so in the comments (except you Thumper, add directly) and I will cut and paste your observations in the main text when possible.
What I have noticed:
- A sudden fascination with my penis that I have not had since I learned to masturbate
- Urination is now an event – not a bad event, just something I now think about
- My dick just feels longer from the weight
- I’m now immune to pulling my pants down in tattoo and piercing parlors
- I feel more powerful somehow – hear me roar!
- My balls get way more wet than they have ever been
- I am still surprised by how little it hurt after the first 20 seconds despite the blood
- I vibrate a bit when I walk
- I touch my crotch more than I used to just to feel it.
- The curved barbell was fun, but my giant 7/8” ring is better
- I like to have the ring tugged on
- I LOVE the look in the eyes of the person who has it in their special places (you know, those two guys and those two places)
- I feel like my pre-cum volume has doubled and my shooting has tripled
- I have not gotten the membership card the “club” promised me (Dutchman)
- Ejaculation feels about 106 percent better than before
- I have to unbuckle my belt at urinals. I don’t know why
- I’m already shopping for custom rings (even though I will likely not see them)
As I said, if you have one or if one is regularly in you, feel free to comment with your own bullet points.
Finally, on a different note, Thumper and I want to lose weight and get even sexier – at least in our minds. We are thinking about a way to do this as a team against other kinkster friends and/or something along those lines. There will be more on this soon I am sure, but in the interim, any thoughts? ideas?