I think the blog has been a bit serious of late, you know, with all the bleeding and everything, but since I have not been in the position to update you on sensual sexual sessions, locked lessons learned, or even roaring rabbit rocket pain sessions, I thought I’d share one of those embarrassing moments that every kinkster fears. Yes, yes, the inadvertent shared picture.
As you know, Axel has been sick so it’s been a quiet week. Yesterday afternoon we started cuddling a bit on the couch while watching a tad of Netflix and, for some reason, the Apple TV screensaver started. I have this set to show a specified file of really happy life pictures of me, Axel, Stella and friends but yesterday, something switched, something somewhere got filed wrong and right in front of us was a naked Thumper. Right there in all of his stainless glory on 63″ of LED HDTV.
Now, we all know that Axel knows I see him naked and that I do some “interesting” things to him. We even know he knows there are some pictures taken sometimes. However, I promised to never really discuss details with him which, I assumed, just automatically included not showing him super sized naked pictures of sparking stainless steel genitals, but I did and I panicked. Me being me, I overcompensated, grabbed the Macbook and somehow clicked another, then another before they stopped. Anyone remember when Lucy could not stop the line of chocolates? That is how I felt.
Axel, to his credit, just said “nice ass” to one of the pictures and went on about his day. I breathed a sigh of relief and then laughed a bit thinking I had escaped while immediately going to see how the fuck that had happened (we had a new internet line installed yesterday and the settings got switched moving my screen savers to my “other” file -which has now been password protected). This is one of my biggest fears and I really got out lucky. The other is accidentally attaching a bad pic to a work file since I use one computer for everything, but I check that 9,017 times each time I do something.
So, life went on last night, I made a naked vow, and then, right before bed, he said “those pictures today, I have two questions”. My gut dropped. I waited. I worried. And, said, “okay???”. His first question was “One, is that your actual screensaver because, well, if so, that’s just weird and we should discuss that” (it’s not, so) and “Two, is that really his ass? cause he really looks good” and, with that, rolled over and went to sleep.
So, just another night in an open marriage I guess.
Most importantly, Thumper has said I can show that picture, so, here’s a bit of bunny tail to close your year.
Happy 2015 everyone.